my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

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Underwater seals love a belly rub, yes they do. See the unbelievably cute video here.

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it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

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i am so disgusting and gross and ugly and fat

I’m not a morning person

or a night time person

I don’t think I’m even a person 

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